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When gorillas are full of bananas
They don't just go to the loo.
They swing from their nest,
They beat on their chest,
And they go for a POO-OOO-OOOOOO!!!

But what colour are mermaid poos? How many bottoms do aliens have? Do poos float in space? And what does a ghost say when it's sitting on your toilet?

Find out in this rollicking rhyming show-plopper of a picture book, packed full of potty-humour poems and revoltingly funny pictures from award-winning creators Kes Gray (Oi Frog!) and David Tazzyman (You Can't Take an Elephant on the Bus). Perfect for reading aloud and guaranteed to get children and adults giggling!

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Format: Paperback
Publication Date: 29 January 2026
Pages: 32

Pooems

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